Application for the position of Head of COVID-19 Taskforce
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Amb. Lol Gatkuoth and President Salva Kiir sharing a short-lived jokes in the past(Photo credit: SSNN)
June 1, 2020(SSNN) ā Your excellency, I learned with dismay that the position of the head of National Taskforce on COVID-19 has felt vacant again and your Vice President, Gen. Taban Deng Gai, who is the right successor in line, has refused to take up this position. We are not surprised at all to hear this, your excellency!
Your excellency, as we have always told you, we knew from the beginning that your boy Taban Deng Gai, AKA Taban Nyakek, is a coward who can never fight for this country. Look now? Itās a shame that people have been calling him General Taban all along when we know in reality he never commanded any platoon. As a matter of fact, the two of you never captured even a single town during the liberation struggle but Iām not saying that you are a coward, your excellency. Only witches and wizards can say that to you, your excellency. Me, I can’t be one of them because there is no way I can die before you die. Your excellency, I don’t mean you will die, I’m just saying!
Your Excellency, Iām a well trained public servant. I know how to fight COVID-19, therefore I believe that I will be the last person you will ever need to appoint to this position.Ā I will fight Coronavirus anywhere in South Sudan including in J1. I will do a good job so that all of you can stop hiding. I promise!
Your excellency, the minister of health is not competent, just as you are, but Iām confident that people like me will help the minister of health and the rest of your incompetent leadership to battle this macorona and make South Sudan great again. It is a shame that your leadership has destroyed our beautiful country and now this coronavirus may destroy the little pieces that were spared by war of greed and lust for power but if you give a young person like me this opportunity, we will eradicate Coronavirus from the corners of South Sudan.Ā
If given a chance, I will ensure that the virus does not spread to all the interiors it hasnāt traveled to yet. We will also eradicate it from cities that are already affected except some corners of Hamarats where senior SPLM politicians reside. I believe this is what the majority of the South Sudanese people want with your leadership right now. Just like you saw many young people wishing you dead on social media, many South Sudanese right from within Juba to the villages of South Sudan are tired of your failed leadership, your excellency.
Your excellency, to be honest, you are a failed leader, even a shame to South Sudanese, but because I desperately want this job to protect my country and people from Coronavirus, I will keep my mouth shut just like Hon. Alfred Lado Gore, Gen. Gathoth Gatkuoth, Taban Deng Gai, Rebecca Nyadeng and all your former colleagues who said a lot of bad things in your name. Did you hear what Lado Gore said about taking your borns to the ICC or what Gathoth Gatkuoth said about you in Longichuuk? I will not say it now your excellency but I will share more when you appoint me to this position. I can’t wait to see you in J1 your excellency!
Your excellency, should you desire not to give me this position, I recommend that you issue a decree for Taban Deng Gai to take up this position whether he likes it or not. If Taban continues to refuse to serve our country, your excellency, I recommend you get rid of that coward. Taban has never been for any good for this country. If that is the case inu he can go home, he is a witch sakit!Ā
Lastly, your excellency, you have always wanted to lead this country. If at all nobody wants to take up this position, your excellency, you can as well take it up. I believe you and the Minister of Health Hon. Acueidit will be a good match to lead this Coronavirus high level Taskforce inu.Ā That is all I have for you for today!
Goodbye your Excellency!
To be continued……
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